"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

And on top of that you have even more localised accents, Leeds and Bradford are 10 miles apart and have very different variations of the Yorkshire accent for example.

laughing at how they tried to break down scottish into three accents
that’s cute

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:



  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
Marry someone who accepts you and your gay porn.
― My older sister with boyfriend issues (via thelifeofyaoi)